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[Sexual Lobster]

Ok anyone who wants to take part just write one line.

First line:

There's a creepy dog who lives nearby who sounds just like a man,

[Pickle]

and when you caress him oh so gently he jiggles just like flan.

[Evil Moo]

Enraptured by your subtle touch, he'll let loose a shuddering moan,

[Rosencrantz&Guildenst]

But beware, his canine lust will drag you through the Twilight Zone
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It's all right, Ms Pryde. I'm quite confident I can suppress my biological urge to devour and impregnate my classmates.

[Velex]

Over the buttox and over the trees, they rise like red rockets, hundreds of fleas

[Hagbard]

Mangy mutts that hit the road, looking for bitches to shoot their load

[Sexual Lobster]

His owner is a wizened crone with a passion for garden gnomes,

[dutchinlive]

With soulless little eyes of stone, they stand and keep watch over her home.

[fishcakes]

At night they come alive and seek human flesh on which to feed

[CaptainNewell]

Door to Door, devouring all the flesh in which they need.
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Yar har fiddle dee dee, delaying some games is alright, you see!

[Rosencrantz&Guildenst]

swarms of pot fiends crawl behind them yearning for their poo,
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It's all right, Ms Pryde. I'm quite confident I can suppress my biological urge to devour and impregnate my classmates.

[Evil Moo]

Unlocking psychedelic secrets, mouths pouring drool.

[Sexual Lobster]

the dog he tolerates them cause they sometimes lend him weed

[TheGibonator]

And children freshly weened on which to feed
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I am here to fuck bitches

[Sexual Lobster]

ok dudes that should be enough i shall get back to you tomorrow with a beautiful song